Maybe he even has a boom box he calls the Beast Box or Meat Box or something. It should go without saying, but during this entire thing, Beast Machine is dancing and goofing around just as much as Otis. After the match, Reigns comes in for the 3-on-2 beat down, but Lesnar unmasks and whoops his ass, setting up the Universal title match. Heavier Machinery agrees, but in exchange if they win again, Otis and Lesnar are reinstated. The Usos and Reigns are furious and demand a rematch with the titles and the masks on the line.
The team of Heavier Machinery win the tag titles. They then ask who would be dumb enough to risk their career to team with him, and out comes a huge guy in a mask with a sword tat in his chest, Beast Machine. Out comes a masked man – who is clearly Otis – identifying himself as “Meat Machine.” The Usos protest, but he wins on the technicality that they cannot prove he’s Otis. He swears this isn’t the last they’ve heard of him, but he’s fired.Ĭouple weeks later…same challenge. Otis, newly signed to SD, teams up with, eh…doesn’t matter, what matters is, the Usos engage in shenanigans and Otis is pinned. A couple weeks later, the Bloodline issue an open challenge to any team they haven’t beaten, but with the catch that if you don’t win, the person that gets pinned is fired. Meanwhile, Otis over on Raw gets tired of being…whatever Gable has made him into, destroys Gable and quits. One of the comments in a thread the other day about Lesnar’s suspension being lifted got me going down a rabbit hole. Read more Categories Wrestling Leave a comment Your hosts are Gorilla Monsoon & Lord Alfred Hayes Also this is the last of the MSG shows dropped onto the Network last month, for those keeping track.
This show is of course less notable for anything in the main event than a random match on the undercard that manages to be even more batshit crazy than JJ Dillon’s appearance a few months back. Not that I don’t have a million Raspberry Pi-based toys that can do the same thing, but it’s nice to have the real thing, ya know?
I also bought an SNES Classic off eBay because I never managed to get my hands on one originally and I’ve always wanted one. It’s a little smaller obviously but I’ll get used to it. Well, I decided to take advantage of Cyber Monday and upgraded from my faithful iPhone XS Max to an iPhone 12, because it was crazy cheap and came with a gift card that was worth more than the value of the phone. The SmarK Rant for WWE Network Old School – MSG 08.25.84